Unzipped
On a hot Saturday afternoon in July, my
dad and I were at Marilee Baptist Church running a hose from the outside rain tank inside
to the baptistry. There were to be baptisms Sunday morning.
Marilee was a country community
with its one church in a corn field down a gravel road from a small store and a cotton
gin. We couldn't afford an evangelist for the summer revival, but Brother R.L. Stanley,
our part-time pastor, said God could make it work. Brother Stanley preached and God took
it from there.
As I had done before, I leaned over the
edge of the baptistry with a strainer, in front of a large mural of the Jordan River,
swishing through the water to catch future mosquitoes called wigglers.
Dad said it's hard to concentrate on
cleansing your sins if wigglers are swimming through your baptismal blue jeans. So I
swished and strained until every wiggler or other yucky looking creature was removed from
the Jordan River, which after years of baptisms was looking a little rusty around the
edges.
This time the job seemed more
important. This time I was being baptized.
Taking to Jesus
Jesus and I had talked about it earlier
in the week as I walked home across a pasture. You can have some good talks with God when
it's just you and Him and the cows.
I was walking from my friend James's,
where the two of us had played some serious baseball. James was the Yankees, I was the Red
Sox. James was 11 years old, I was 9.
It was so great to have a friend to
play ball with. I thanked God for James and asked him to forgive James for always winning.
And since we were in the midst of revival week, I also prayed that James would ask Jesus
into his heart.
Suddenly, God seemed to say, "Son,
maybe you should be thinking about your own heart."
Revive Us Again
That night at the revival service, I
walked to the front of the church and told Brother Stanley I knew I was a sinner and
needed a Savior and Lord. The pastor and I asked Jesus to live forever in my heart.
Three days later the baptistry was full
and wiggler free, ready to make me whiter than snow. Okay, it's only a ritual, but I was
getting excited.
Even by age 9, I was feeling pretty
sinful. Especially since I had crippled my brother's dog Skippy with a firecracker. It was
a small firecracker, and I had tossed it under Skippy only to scare him. I had no idea he
would step on it just as it exploded.
Almost a month later Skippy was still
limping. I really needed baptizing!
Near the end of the Sunday service,
while the congregation sang "Just As I Am," I changed from my Sunday jeans into
old ones and an everyday shirt. I was ready. Nervous but ready.
On Jordan's Stormy Banks
I stepped down into the baptistry
confident no wigglers would attack me.
"I baptize you, my little brother,
in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit," said the pastor
I closed my eyes and held my nose and
felt my sins being flushed away.
I had goose bumps. Possibly because the
water was cold, but I was pretty sure they were spiritual goose bumps.
Open Arms, Open Hearts, Open Pants?
Quickly back into dry clothes, I soaked
up the hugs and handshakes of the congregation of about 50 or 60 saints. Our deacon
chairman Sam Miller motioned for me. Expecting to be welcomed into the Kingdom, I ran
right over.
Sam leaned down and whispered,
"Son, zip up your pants."
I was a new creature -- with my pants
unzipped!
All the spiritual awakening and
attention had me so hyped up I had dressed too quickly after the baptism.
Had anyone else noticed? Lord! Had I
been unzipped in the baptistry? Was a baptism good if your fly was open?
Unzipped for Life
Years later, I decided it was all
symbolic. So often I've rushed through life with my mind, mouth, or soul unzipped,
with wrong thoughts and words creating a spiritual leakage only God's grace can repair.
But the baptism was good. And God
answered my prayer for James, who accepted Christ a couple of years later.
God continues to answer my prayers, He
has blessed me far beyond my wildest dreams. I'm convinced, when I ask, He still forgives
my almost continuous spiritual lapses and leaks.
I still talk to Him lots. I have to.
And when I get to heaven, if my new
body is clothed, before I meet Jesus ... surely I'll remember to check my zipper.

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