Scorched - 550 Roast Lines for Speakers, Radio Personalities, or Anyone

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A Few Sample Lines from
Scorched

Boring
Boring? His all-time favorite TV show is "Bowling for Fertilizer."

Cheap
Cheap? He had "Mom" tattooed on his belly instead of his chest so he wouldn't have to pay for the "O."

Intimidating
He’s the only guy I know who can curl spaghetti around his fork just by glaring at it.

Mature
He's always been mature. As a child his favorite Popsicle flavor was Scotch.

Talker
He's such a windbag. One night he sneezed and blew his wife right out of bed!

Trendy
Trendy? If Calvin Klein made aluminum pantyhose, she'd wear 'em.

Ugly
Talk about an ugly child. This kid was ugly with a capital Ugh.

He was once kidnapped and forced at gunpoint to have his nose fixed.