Signs You're in a Bad Church |
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor,
Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss
Version."
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your
Own Snake."
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink
minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"
1. The only song the organist knows is
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
[Author unknown, from Mikey's Funnies]
