Noah:
"Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"

Adam and Eve:
"Strangers in Paradise"

Lazarus:
"The Second Time Around"

Esther:
"I Feel Pretty"

Job:
"I've Got a Right to Sing the Blues"

Moses:
"The Wanderer"

Jezebel:
"The Lady is a Tramp"

Samson:
"Hair"

Salome:
"I Could Have Danced All Night"

Daniel:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

Joshua:
"Good Vibrations"

Peter:
"I'm Sorry"

Esau:
"Born To Be Wild"

Jeremiah:
"Take This Job and Shove It"

The Wise Man:
"When You Wish Upon a Star"

Jonah:
"Got a Whale of a Tale"

Elijah:
"Up, Up, and Away"

Methuselah:
"Stayin' Alive"

Nebuchadnezzar:
"Crazy"

From Jokes Every Day

In or Out

     An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"

     The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll just run in and out, and in and out, and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For heaven's sake, Jimmy, either come in or stay out!'"