There will not be any Women Worth Watching this week.
Child care provided with reservations.
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and
you gave me drink.
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
Boars of Trustees
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
The activity will take place on the church barking lot.
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
New Missionaries: Tim is a pilot and flies missionaries and
supplies
into the bush.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights.
She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
[From Anguished English by Richard
Lederer]
More Church Bulletin
Bloopers
• Ushers will eat
latecomers.
• Tonight's sermon: What
is hell? Come early and hear the choir practice.
• The third verse will be
sung without musical accomplishment.
• She sang "I Will
Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
• Sermon this morning:
Jesus Walks on the Water. Sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
• Come to the hayride and
bonfire. Bring your hot dogs and guns for a fun time.
• The patient is having
trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
• Smile at someone who is
hard to love. Say "hell " to someone who doesn't care much about you.
I'm sorry, but I
just think things are getting too commercial when the music minister says, "Okay, now
let's all stand and sing #347, sponsored by Moses Paint & Body Shop."
A Thought For
Christmas
Do you know what would have happened if there
had been Three Wise Women instead of Three Wise Men?
They would have asked directions,
Arrived on time,
Helped deliver the baby,
Cleaned the stable,
Made a casserole,
Brought practical gifts and
There would be Peace on Earth.
