Top Five Ways Your Pastor Can Make Church More
Fun: |
#5: Ask
ushers to wear rainbow wigs and hold up "John 3:16" signs.
#4: Have organist spin seven communion plates on top of
sticks while playing organ with her toes.
#3: Gag shark fin in the baptistry.
#2: When baptizing kids, slip in some
"Fizzies."
And the #1 Way Your Pastor Can Make Church More Fun:
Cartoon illustrations of significant sermon points on
"Diamondvision!"
[From Contemporary Comedy]
