A well
worn dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty
arrived at the bureau of Engraving and Printing to be retired. As they moved along the
conveyor belt to the shredder they struck up a conversation. The twenty reminisced about
its travels all over the country.
"I've had a pretty good life," the twenty
proclaimed.
"Why, I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest
restaurants in New York, performances on Broadway, and even a cruise from Miami."
"Wow!" said the single, "you really have
gotten around."
"So tell me," says the twenty, "where
have you been
throughout your lifetime?"
"Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church, the
Baptist
Church, the Presbyterian Church, the Lutheran Church, the Catholic Church, the Orthodox
Church, Assembly of God Church, the Brethren Church, the United Church of Christ...."
And the twenty says, "What's a church?"
[From Bill's Punch Line]
