THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

     1. He went into his father’s business.
     2. He lived at home until he was 33.
     3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:

     1. He called everybody “brother.”
     2. He liked Gospel.
     3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:

     1. He never cut his hair.
     2. He walked around barefoot.
     3. He started a new religion.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

     1. He never got married.
     2. He was always telling stories.
     3. He loved green pastures.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS THAT SUGGEST JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:

     1. His first name was Jesus.
     2. He was bilingual.
     3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

     1. He talked with his hands.
     2. He had wine with every meal.
     3. He worked in the building trades.

(and the most compelling observations . . .)

THREE CHARACTERISTICS SUGGEST THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:

     1. He had to feed a crowd, at a moment’s notice, when there was no food.
     2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn’t get it.
     3. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.