The LukeWarm Church announces publication of "Church Songs," whose title, according to the editor, was chosen because "We didn't want to turn anybody off with threatening words that no one understands anymore like 'worship' or 'hymn.' People in today's society get kind of uncomfortable with too much talk about things like commitment and dedication. They'd much rather have a religion that they can turn on or off at will. Our book seeks to meet that need."

Sample Contents:

A Comfy Mattress Is Our God

Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee

Above Average is Thy Faithfulness

Lord, Keep Us Loosely Connected to Your Word

All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name

My Hope is Built on Nothing Much

Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound

My Faith Looks Around for Thee

Be Thou My Hobby

O God, Our Enabler in Ages Past

Blest Be the Tie That Doesn't Cramp My Style

Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing

He's Quite a Bit to Me

Oh, How I Like Jesus

I Lay My Inappropriate Behaviors on Jesus

Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me

I Surrender Some

Praise God from Whom All Affirmations Flow

I'm Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives

Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord is Come

Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus

Special, Special, Special

Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me

Stick Nearby, It's Getting Dark Outside

Take My Life and Let Me Be

There is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today

There Shall be Sprinkles of Blessings
What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus

When Peace, Like a Trickle. . .

When the Saints Go Sneaking In

Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

God of Taste, and God of Stories

Lift Every Voice and Intellectualize

[From Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much]