A
pastor, apparently fed up with all the excuses given over the years for why people don't
go to church, included this list in the Sunday bulletin:
Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash:
1. I was
forced to as a child.
2. People who wash are hypocrites -- they think they
are cleaner than everybody else.
3. There are so many different kinds of soap, I can't
decide which is best.
4. I used to wash, but I got bored and stopped.
5. I wash only on special occasions, like Christmas
and Easter.
6. None of my friends wash.
7. I'll start washing when I get older and dirtier.
8. I can't spare the time.
9. The bathroom is never warm enough in winter or
cool enough in summer.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
