10. You caught him snoring during the service while he was leading the congregational prayer

      9. The last ten sermons had "rest" in the title!

      8. The closing hymn for the last three weeks has been, "I'll Fly Away"!

      7. In the group pre-marital counselling class, he's spent more time discussing honeymoon destinations than anything else!

       6. You heard him mutter something about bell towers, postal employees, and an Uzi during the Children's Moment!

      5. At last weekend's service he showed up in a Hawaiian shirt and Bermuda shorts!

      4. At the last few baptisms, he held the people under too long. His excuse -- "I like to see the bubbles" has you worried!

      3. Before the last board meeting, holiday brochures of exotic getaways were placed on each seat!

      2. The preacher's wife has posted a picture of him with the caption: "Have You Seen This Man?" all over the neighborhood!

     And the number one sign your preacher needs a vacation is:

      1. The theme of his Jonah sermon was -- "A Change Of Scenery Does A Body Good!"