Ten Things You Never Hear in Church |
1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon
went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable
than golf.
4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a
month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the
Junior High Sunday School class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary,
let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard
before!
8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the
service early.
9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible
seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our
annual stewardship campaign!
[From The Daily Miscellaney]
