Flag Day Foolishness

     Today is Flag Day, the day to fly your flag. I usually fly my white flag.

     Flag Day is NOT the day to burn your flag. That's Doofus Day.

    Today is Flag Day in the U.S., the day Americans everywhere pause to pay tribute to Lee Greenwood's shirt.

    Today is Flag Day in the U.S., a day to fly your flag. At 7:00 p.m. (EDT) everyone will pause and recite the Pledge of Allegiance. My throat is getting lumpy already.

     Flag Day marks that day in 1777 when the Continental Congress adopted the Stars & Stripes as the U.S. flag. Sounds like another great reason to have a sale.

     It was Betsy Ross who designed the first U.S. flag, which she pieced together using discontinued red, white, and blue underwear that didn't sell at her boutique Betsy's Secret.
     Betsy always wore red, white, and blue underwear. Her close friends called her Wonder Woman.

     Now today's exciting Flag Day trivia question:

     Why did Betsy Ross make the first U.S. flag?

     Historians tell us that Betsy Ross's husband John's brother George's best friend was General George Washington, who needed something for his troops to rally around so they would stop rallying around Martha.
     So George asked George to ask John to ask Betsy to make a flag. And she did. Betsy had always been good with her hands.
     Then she made some really cute little lace purses for the soldiers to carry their powder in, but those didn't go over as well.

Copyright 2007 by Joe Hickman

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