This is International Pickle Week, so "The (Jock) Program"
loudly presents "Pickle Poop!" True and completely useless
information uncovered by somebody really strange.
• Americans consume 25-billion
pickles a year. That's 99-and-a-half pickles per person or
1-quarter pickle per person per day. Oddly enough, the
Canadian daily average is only 1-fifth pickle per
person. Proving once again the U.S. is #1.
• The pickle is truly unique in that
it is both a fruit and a vegetable. Which probably
explains why most supermarkets display them next to the
light bulbs.
• Queen Cleopatra believed that eating
pickles made her beautiful. But Caesar also ate lots of
pickles and he wasn't even cute.
• During World War II the U.S.
government actually drafted pickles into the armed
forces. In spite of that fact, it is not considered
patriotic to wear a pickle in your lapel.
• The only pickle ever elected to
Congress was J.J. Pickle of Austin, Texas. Congressman
Pickle was elected after vowing to keep the country out of a
pickle.
• The world's largest collection of
pickles under one roof belonged to Mr. and Mrs. Carlos
Pickle of Smithville, Mississippi. They had 12 little
Pickles.
• The International Pickle Packers
contend that kissing sour pickles is an excellent way to
develop real pucker power.
• There is absolutely no truth the old
superstition that kissing a pickle can cause warts. Unless,
of course, you're kissing a pickled frog.
• Truely weird pickle fans celebrate
Pickle Week by throwing a pickle party and inviting friends
over to bob for pickles.