This is National Pickle Week, so "The (Jock) Program"
loudly presents "Pickle Poop!" True and completely useless
information uncovered by somebody really strange.
Americans consume 25-billion
pickles a year. That's 99-and-a-half pickles per person or
1-quarter pickle per person per day. Oddly enough, the
Canadian daily average is only 1-fifth pickle per
person. Proving once again the U.S. is #1.
The pickle is truly unique in that
it is both a fruit and a vegetable. Which probably
explains why most supermarkets display them next to the
light bulbs.
Queen Cleopatra believed that eating
pickles made her beautiful. But Caesar also ate lots of
pickles and he wasn't even cute.
During World War II the U.S.
government actually drafted pickles into the armed
forces. In spite of that fact, it is not considered
patriotic to wear a pickle in your lapel.
The only pickle ever elected to
Congress was J.J. Pickle of Austin, Texas. Congressman
Pickle was elected after vowing to keep the country out of a
pickle.
The world's largest collection of
pickles under one roof belonged to Mr. and Mrs. Carlos
Pickle of Smithville, Mississippi. They had 12 little
Pickles.
The International Pickle Packers
contend that kissing sour pickles is an excellent way to
develop real pucker power.
There is absolutely no truth the old
superstition that kissing a pickle can cause warts. Unless,
of course, you're kissing a pickled frog.
Truely weird pickle fans celebrate
Pickle Week by throwing a pickle party and inviting friends
over to bob for pickles.