It's spring! Time to flush the slush out of your Air Jordans. It's spring. If the
first robin sees his shadow it means 12 more weeks of crabgrass.
I
saw the first robin of spring. I think he was lost. He was chirping in French.
Some people do their spring cleaning this
time of year and throw out those things they don't want anymore. Others wait until
Election Day.
You know it's spring when you see
a kid rubbing sun-screen on a snowman.
Spring is God’s way of
telling us that we no longer have an excuse for not doing something outdoors.
Flowers are blooming ... plants
are growing .... birds are singing..... Spring is bursting out like John Goodman after
dinner.
People who’ve been cooped up
indoors all winter look forward to those springtime activities that get them outdoors:
jogging .... biking .... jailbreaks......
I figured out the
difference between a winter cold and spring fever. With a winter cold you take a sinus
pill that makes you groggy, dopey, and confused. With spring fever you don't need a pill.
Ahhh, spring time --
when the birds sing ... the flowers bloom ... the mud slides......
Ahhh, spring -- time to
stop and smell the fertilizer.
We’re into
some heavy spring cleaning. I’m not used to seeing my wife with her sleeves rolled up
... hair hanging in her face ... completely covered with sweat.... Unless, of course,
she’s playing Bunko.
Spring cleaning means throwing
out everything you don’t want—like grown children.
Spring cleaning would be a lot
easier if your husband didn’t practice spring salvaging.
Back home, spring cleaning meant
all the kids had to take a bath. |
