2010-02-27WASHINGTON
(The Borowitz Report) — The reputation of the
Toyota Motors Corp. received another black eye
today as the president of the embattled company
missed his scheduled appearance at congressional
hearings after he overshot Washington, D.C., by
150 miles.__
Toyota President Akio Toyoda
said he was having difficulties with the brakes
on his 2010 Toyota Prius, which finally came to
rest after crashing into a blacksmith's shop in
Colonial Williamsburg.
__In a brief statement to
reporters, Toyoda said, "I knew I should've
driven my Chevy today."
__In yet another
embarrassment, Toyoda, the grandson of the
carmaker's founder, realized for the first time
that his family's name is spelled differently
from the company's. Toyoda said that all members
of the Toyoda family would be immediately
recalled to fix the spelling error.