On this day in
1876 Lt. Col. George Custer and 200 U.S. soldiers attacked Sitting Bull's camp on the
Little Bighorn River in Montana. This was not smart. In fact, after Custer and
his men were wiped out in only 30 minutes, not one of them was recommended for promotion.
Today's
exciting Little Bighorn trivia question:
Did any of Custer's troops survive at the Little
Bighorn?
Yes, Custer's scout, Curley, survived the massacre. Many believe
Curley survived because he was an Indian, but we should point out that Custer's other
Indian scouts, Larry and Moe, did not survive.
It was called
Custer's "Last Stand," but with all those arrows flying around, it was probably
more like Custer's Last Crouch.
Custer was boxed in
at the Little Big Horn, Indians to the left, right, front, and rear. But what's worse, not
one word about this had been mentioned in his horoscope that morning.
On this day in 1876
Lt. Col. George Custer's 200 cavalrymen marched on 2,500 Sioux warriors at the Little
Bighorn River in Montana. After that, West Point refused to commission any officer who
couldn't count.
Sitting Bull was the
big hero at the Battle of the Little Bighorn, and then he went to Canada. Today, he'd
probably go to Disney World.
Lt. Col. George
Custer had been a general, but was demoted after the Civil War, and things had been going
down hill ever since. In fact, at the Little Bighorn, Custer decided right then and
there not to reenlist.
George Custer bought
the river at the Little Big Horn on this day in 1876. History can't decide if Custer was a
lieutenant colonel or a general. Whatever he was, he was a dead one.
Not many people know
it, but Custer finished last in his class at West Point, whereas the winner at the Little
Bighorn, Chief Sitting Bull, finished first in his class at Sioux A&M.
The A&M stood for "Ambush" and
"Massacre."
According to
Hunkpapa Chief Crow King, Custer's men were completely wiped out in 30 minutes. But two
miles away, Major Marcus Reno's battalion lasted two whole days. Proving Custer was much
more efficient at being wiped out.
Getting completely
wiped out in 30 minutes happens today all the time -- at supermarkets.
And as Sitting Bull
crashed Custer's party, who can forget Custer's famous last words, "Look out for the
Bull!"