(Alan
Ray)
New Jersey man was
indicted for shooting his parrot because it was
squawking too loudly during a NASCAR race on TV.
Listen up, New Jersey,
if you want us to stop making jokes about you,
you have to stop doing stuff like this.
(comedy
writer
Alex Kaseberg)
President Obama offered to
forgive your college loans if you work in public
service. There's more. Next he's going to
forgive your car loan if you a run over a tea
party demonstrator, and they'll even tell the
police it was the gas pedal's fault.
(comedian
Argus
Hamilton)
In an interview with “Inside
Edition”, Lindsay Lohan revealed that she is a
hoarder. Lindsay said she has kept almost
everything from the past 10 years, except her
sobriety and driving skills.
(Pedro
Bartes)