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The
Great American Grump Out is today.
Smilemania
asks America to go 24 hours without being grumpy, crabby, or rude.
Today
is National School Nurse Day.
Today is National Roast Leg of Lamb Day.
Today is Mother Ocean Day, a time to celebrate the wonder of the ocean.
Today is National Nuzzling Day.
Today is Experience the Awesome Stomach-Churning Wonder of a Thrill Ride Day.
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Today is Day of the Soldier in El Salvador.
On this date in . . .
1839: Elisha Hoffman was born. The American
clergyman composed "I Must Tell Jesus," Are You Washed in the Blood?"
"Glory to His Name," and "Leaning on the Everlasting Arms."
1927: Deejay Jim Lowe was born in
Springfield, Ohio. At New Yorks WNEW he was the "King of Trivia." He had
one hit record, "The Green Door," which hit #1 in 1956. He played piano and
recorded the song at his apartment. (Not to be confused with Dallas morning radio great
"Ole" Jim Lowe, the voice of Big Tex, who died in 2002 at age 73.)
1941: Glenn
Miller and his orchestra recorded "Chattanooga Choo Choo" for RCA Victor.
1949: Hank Williams made #1 on the
country charts with his biggest hit, "Lovesick Blues."
1959: Some 93,103 baseball fans honored former star
catcher Roy Campanella at a Dodger-Yankee exhibition game in the L.A. Coliseum. Campanella
had been crippled by an auto accident two years earlier. The largest ever major-league
crowd saw Sandy Koufax beat the Yankees 6-2.
1969: The Oakland Oaks won the ABA Championship,
beating the Indiana Pacers four games to one.
1969: The Canadian Broadcasting Company stopped
advertising tobacco products.
1985: The first pig racing season began in Tulsa,
to culminate 10 weeks later with the Arnold Ziffel Sweepstakes. First-year favorites
included Marvin Hogler and Bruce Pigsteen.
1986: Joan Rivers began a late-night TV talk show
on the Fox Network. It flopped.
1991: A bandit tried to hold up a Jacksonville,
Florida, supermarket wearing a paper bag over his head with eyeholes cut so he could see.
But when he moved, the bag shifted and he couldnt see. While he adjusted the bag it
tore, exposing his face. Which a checker recognized as one of the stores regular
customers.
1998:
The parent company of
Mercedes-Benz agreed to buy Chrysler Corporation for more than $37 billion.
1998: A Pasadena, California, couple returned from
vacation to find over a thousand birds inside their home. The flock of small migratory
swifts had flown down the chimney. Firemen helped the couple clear the birds out in about
two hours, but cleaning up the mess took a lot longer.
2000: Mike Hennessy of West Springrfield,
Massachusetts, celebrated his 50th birthday by jumping out of an airplane 50 times.
Hennessy had logged more
than 5,800 jumps in his life, and spent 46 hours free-falling. But he had never done more
than 19 jumps in a single day.
2002: Triple Crown winner "Seattle
Slew" died at age 28. It was 25 years to the day after his victory in the Kentucky
Derby.
2003: A man wanted for trafficking and
possession of cocaine was arrested when his parole officer spotted him kissing his
girlfriend in a live crowd shot displayed on the scoreboard at a Cincinnati Reds
game. The suspect and his parole officer attended the same game when the smooching
couple were caught by the "Kiss Cam" at Great American Ball Park. The
parole officer and a police officer arrested the 24-year-old man in his front row
seat.
Birthdays:
 | actress Tracy Lords 39; |
 | TV newsman Tim Russert 58; |
 | singer Eagle-Eye Cherry 36; |
 | daredevil Robbie Knievel 45. |
Q: Which major-league
pitcher once struck out five batters in one inning: (a) Joe Niekro; (b) Phil Niekro; or
(c) Charlie Hough?
A: Joe Niekro in a 1977 Houston Astros exhibition game.
Hard-to-catch knuckleball third strikes got by his catcher twice, allowing two runners to
reach base and five strike outs.
Q: You suffer from
ergasiophobia. Do you have an abnormal fear: (a) of Mexican food; (b) of service stations;
or (c) of work.
A: Youre afraid of any kind of work.
Q: What do hog farmers say
is giving pigs a bad name: (a) the cops on "Law & Order;" (b) turkey bacon; or (c) that
little piece of fat in pork and beans?
A: That little piece of fat in pork and beans. The Iowa
Pork Producers Association says its fat, not lean pork, and the product should be
called "fat and beans." Pork and beans canners say fat chance.
41 years ago today:
 | The #1 song was "Somethin' Stupid" by
Nancy Sinatra and Frank Sinatra. |
 | The #1 country song was "Need You"
by Sonny James. |
 | The #1 R&B song was "I Never Loved a Man (The Way I Loved You)"
by Aretha Franklin. |
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