Q: Was actress Rosie Perez
nominated for a Best Supporting Actress Oscar for her role in: (a) "Fearless;"
(b) "White Men Cant Jump;" or (c) "It Could Happen to You?"
A: "Fearless" in 1993.
Q: Is a house in
Rockport, Massachusetts, built entirely of: (a) aluminum cans; (b) milk jugs; or (c)
newspapers.
A: The Paper House at Pigeon Cove in Rockport is
made of 215 thicknesses of newspaper.
Q: You are suffering from
sodokosis. Were you bitten by: (a) a sportscaster; (b) a rat; or (c) a squirrel?
A: A rat. Sodokosis is also called rat-bite fever.
Wisdom: Honesty is one
business policy that will never have to be changed to keep up with the times.
Q: Which of the following is NOT an actual published book? (a) The Unconscious Significance of Hair; (b) How to
Earn Extra Money Collecting Spray Cans; (c) The Social History of the Machine Gun; (d) Wall-Paintings by Snake Charmers in
Tanganyika; or (e) Jaws and Teeth of Ancient Hawaiians.
A: How to Earn Extra Money Collecting Spray Cans.
At least, not yet. Q: In Idaho Falls, Idaho, if youre 88 or older, can you not legally: (a) take your teeth
out in a restaurant; (b) sing a solo in church; or (c) ride a motorcycle?
A: Sorry, you cant ride your motorcycle.
Thank you, Lord, for: David Letterman and Bill Cosby and memories of Lou
Costello.
Q: Is Mrs. Jeff Foxworthys name: (a) Gregg; (b) George; or
(c) Jerry?
A: Pamela Gregg. They call her Gregg.
Q: You are suffering from sodokosis. Were you bitten by: (a) a sportscaster; (b) a rat; or (c) a squirrel?
A: A rat. Sodokosis is also called rat-bite fever.
Wisdom: Honesty is one business policy that will never have to be changed to keep up with the times.
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