WHERE IN THE WORLD IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? - After
nearly pushing himself to the brink of diabetes and kidney
failure after eating a month's worth of McDonald's for "Super
Size Me" and struggling to live on minimum wage in the middle
of America in "30 Days," Morgan Spurlock has returned to take
on a hunt for the most wanted man alive. Well, as far as most
folks in this hemisphere are concerned: Osama Bin Laden. His
scavenger hunt across Arabia begins in northern Africa and
winds through the Middle East, past high-rise palaces and deep
into pockmarked ghettos. Along his trek from Morocco to the
Afghanistan-Pakistan border, Spurlock wanders the streets,
asking strangers if they've seen Osama Bin Laden or if they
have any idea of where he is. The true story begins to unfold
when Spurlock's thoughts turn to his wife and their unborn
child and what sort of world his offspring will inherit. His
queries end up mirroring the words of countless villagers he
encounters along his journey, something any human whose heart
beats in the name of good, not evil: We want a better future
for our children. "Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?"
Running time: 1 hour, 35 minutes. Rated PG-13. 2 1/2 stars.
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victory in the World Cup, it focuses on a 12-year-old named
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actors from other countries that escapes the
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institution. So far, so familiar. But near the film's
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executive (Demi Moore) through London's sewers. The story is
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old-boy network, unpromotable. The firm's janitor (Caine)
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eagerly awaits her telephone calls every Sunday at the same
time. Carlitos decides to go in search of his mother in Los
Angeles after his grandmother dies and thus embarks on a
journey where he comes across a variety of characters. Each
encounter creates a panorama that shows us various facets of
the immigration phenomenon: There's the smuggler who organizes
the immigrants' journeys, and the young woman who wants to
help children cross so she can pay for her brother's
education. There's the pimp and the drug addict, the people
who give food and shelter to the migrants, the businessmen who
employ child labor and more. In spite of all the characters,
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their hearts. "Under the Same Moon." Running time: 1 hour, 49
minutes. Rated: PG-13.
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for a "more excruciating than root canal" joke. But no need to
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movie - in which a parade of people gets their teeth knocked
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the cutes. The story is something like "The Pacifier" aspiring
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what they pay for: He's a Malibu bum who's more interested in
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for the inhabitants of Whoville, whose world happens to be on
a speck of dust. You know the story, of course, that Horton
hears voices from the speck, decides to save it from
destruction, and how he's mocked by disbelievers until the
Whos, in a desperate attempt to save themselves - and Horton -
make enough noise to confirm their existence. It's a simple
story, told in 36 pages of text. Though there's considerably
more going on in 88 minutes on film, the message is still
clear. And what happens between the beginning and the end is a
rollicking good time. "Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!" Running
time: 1 hour, 28 minutes. Rated: G. 3 1/2 stars.
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RATINGS
4 STARS - Excellent.
3 STARS - Worthy.
2 STARS - Mixed.
1 STAR - Poor.
0 - Forget It (a dog.)
Capsules compiled from movie reviews written by David
Elliott, film critic for The San Diego Union-Tribune, other
staff writers and contributors.
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