Back in the
sleepy 1980s, I had trouble staying awake at afternoon
newsroom meetings. In fact, I nodded off within
minutes after our brilliant young editor sat down with
his list of story ideas for the week.
They were starting to
call me Mr. Sandman.
Those were the days
when any two-fisted reporter downed a drink or three
at lunch while dissecting a huge steak. I figured I
was dozing off because I drank too much and ate too
much. Little did I know that I was suffering from
sleep apnea, a disease that affects millions of
Americans.
But, thanks to an
accidental detection by an intimate friend, who
actually noticed that I repeatedly stopped breathing
for several seconds at night, I got help. And I am
still here 20 years later.
Who knows what might
have happened if the apnea had not been detected in
time?
It might be time for
some of you folks who snore, snort, toss and turn to
consider whether or not you have the ailment. Those
most likely to develop apnea are people who are
overweight, have high blood pressure or have some
physical abnormality, like a deviated septum, blocking
airflow through the nose.
I had never even heard
of the ailment before I was diagnosed. Back in the
Dark Ages, no doctor ever hinted that I had apnea.
I was living in
Washington at the time. I alerted the doctor about my
concern and he sent me over to the Georgetown
University Sleep Center. Not too many hospitals had
such labs then; however, now any sizable hospital has
a center.
Lying in bed for a
night, hooked up to all sorts of sensors, I was told
that I had actually stopped breathing 134 times for 15
seconds each. I would wake up, and go back to sleep
quickly without being aware I had been awake.
I never got into the
deep sleep mode necessary to have, well, a good
night's sleep. I was always tired in the morning.
The doctors told me
that they could toss me on the operating table and fix
me by chopping out my tonsils, reaming out my nose and
shaving a flap in the throat, which kept shutting off
my windpipe at night. But, after all that, they said
there would only be a 50 percent chance of any
improvement.
"No, thanks," I said.
I didn't want a surgeon sticking a sharp knife down my
throat just for the fun of it.
However, there was
another approach. I could buy or rent a machine that
would pour air down my throat at night, keeping that
troublesome flap open. I would breathe beautifully
without waking up.
All I had to do was
put two little rubber things - the experts call them
pillows - in my nose. They were attached to a
2-foot-long plastic hose, which was connected to a
machine the size of a cigar box. It has worked like a
charm.
I have been using the
machine, called an acontinuous positive airway
pressure unit, or APAP, for what seems like a
lifetime. I don't know what it is like to go to bed
without it; it is a permanent appendage.
Recently, I went over
to the local hospital to get an updated machine and I
was tested to see if the apparatus I had been using
had corralled the apnea. Yes, it had. And Medicare
picked up most of the tab. I really would have had
trouble getting to sleep if I had had to pay myself.
The little wonder machines cost more than $1,000.
I never dreamed there
was such an easy way to combat the ailment.
For more information
visit the American Sleep Apnea Association Web site at
www.sleepapnea.org, or call 202-293-3650. Also,
try the National Sleep Foundation at
www.sleepfoundation.org, 202-347-3471.
E-mail Joe Volz at
jvolz2003@adelphia.net or write to 2528 Five
Shillings Road, Frederick, MD 21701.
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