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2009-03-07
It is not the purpose of this
column to keep watch over the kind and number of
campaign promises kept versus broken. That is
the purpose of almost every other column.
There is, however, one
presidential promise that is relevant to this
space: that of a new dog for the first family.
Back in November, Barack Obama
made the promise heard 'round the world: Should
the Obamas find themselves living in the White
House come January, Sasha and Malia would get a
dog as a reward for their patient understanding
of excessive parental absence during the
presidential campaign.
Well, the Obamas are in. And,
after much ado, the breed of dog has been
chosen: A Portuguese water dog is due on
Pennsylvania Avenue shortly after Spring Break.
The good to be found in this
story is that the Obamas set a model example of
how to approach the notion of dog ownership:
— Recognize your limitations
with respect to time, energy, space and
environment.
— Be aware of any allergies
among family members, and equip yourself to deal
with them.
— Research several different
breeds that best complement the needs of your
family unit.
— Arrange to introduce
the dog to its new home during a relatively calm
time and after
a vacation or period
of absence, as opposed to right before you leave
town or during the frantic holidays.
— Remember that you are
embarking on a 15-year journey with this
creature.
— Take your time.
After taking all of this into
consideration, the Obamas settled on their water
dog, a breed already beloved among the Kennedy
clan and steadily gaining in popularity with the
rest of the world, according to American Kennel
Club statistics. "Temperamentally, they're
supposed to be pretty good," said Michelle Obama
in a recent People magazine interview. "From the
size perspective, they're sort of middle of the
road — it's not small, but it's not a huge dog.
And the folks we know who own them have raved
about them."
Apparently Sen. Kennedy's been
talking. And some lovers of the breed are none
too pleased with the word of mouth.
Think: the "101 Dalmatians"
effect, the Taco Bell Chihuahua syndrome and,
more recently, a "Marley and Me"-driven spike in
Labrador sales. Skeptics wonder: What will
Obama-mania do to the breed?
Will puppy mills specializing
in Portuguese water dogs blossom in response to
increased demand? Will parents cave in to pleas
of, "But, Mommm! Sasha and Malia have one"? And
what happens to all those Portuguese water
puppies whose owners didn't study up on the
breed, prepare to cope with allergies,
understand the need for proper training or
realize the amount of exercise they require?
With shelters already feeling
the effects of today's strained economy, this
isn't the time to breed more dogs or special
order one on a whim. And it's never the right
time to think of an animal shelter or rescue as
a Plan B if the dog doesn't work out.
I only hope people are paying
as close attention to the process the Obamas
underwent in choosing their dog as they are to
the breed of dog ultimately chosen.
Woof!
Dog trainer Matthew "Uncle Matty" Margolis is
co-author of 18 books about dogs, a behaviorist,
a popular radio and television guest, and host
of the PBS series "WOOF! It's a Dog's Life!"
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