Since I
had a baby, the only things that seem to be getting a workout are my breasts. Since I started breast-feeding, I’m a
lot more likely to pump it out than to pump it up.
Ever since I started
breast-feeding, the phrase "got milk" has taken on a while new meaning for me.
Since I started breast-feeding, I
could enter a wet T-shirt contest on pretty much any given day.
Breast-feeding is about the only
time when you think your new baby really sucks.
During breast-feeding it’s
easy to experience nipple confusion, especially when you can’t remember which breast
you’re supposed to start with.
Breast milk is about the only
food left that doesn’t require a nutrition label.
