Q: What is Frankenstein's favorite waterway?
A: The Eerie Canal.

Q: What is a ghost's favorite ride at the carnival?
A: A roller ghoster!!

Q: Why does the Mummy keep his Band-aids in the refrigerator?
A: He wants to use them later for cold cuts!!  (--Johnny B., age 10, Clarksdale, MS)

Q: What is Dracula's favorite coffee?
A: De'coffin'ated!

Q: What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
A: Peek-a-boo!  (--Michael R., age 9, Hanford, CA)

Q: How does a werewolf like his eggs for breakfast?
A: Terrorfried!  (--Johnny B., age 10, Clarksdale, MS)

Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
A: Wrap! (--James H., age 9, Austin, TX)

Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with. (--Henrietta J. from the Bronx)

Q: What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
A: Fangsgiving.

Q: What building does Dracula visit in New York?
A: The Vampire State Building. (--Jay J., age 10, from New York City)

[From Mikey's Funnies]