Three guys fall out of a boat but only two get their hair wet. Why?
      Because the third guy was bald!   (Brandon, age 12)

      A mother told her child who always wakes up late "Early
birds catches more worms."
       The child replied, "Early worms are caught by early birds."  (Mayrille, age 10)

      What country always runs out of breath?
       Iran.  (Yasaman, age 11)

      Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?
       He didn't have the guts to do it.  (Destiny, age 9)

       What color is a belch?
       Burple.     (Callie,  age 11)

       What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
       A slow poke.   (KiAna, age 10)

       Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
       There was a KFC on the other side.   (Lindsay, age 11)

       Why is the river so rich?
       Because it has two banks.     (Destiny, age 9)

       Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
       Because they are too hard to iron.  (Lauren, age 9)

       Q: What did the lion say when he saw a kid on a skateboard?
       A; Meals on wheels!   (Danielle, age 10)

      Why did the rooster cross the road?
      To show that he wasn't a chicken!   (Kailey, age 11)

       When did the man go to the dentist?
       At tooth-hurty!   (Omar, age 8)

        Why did the chicken cross the road?
       To see his dead friend.   (Morgan, age 8)

        Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
       At IHOP!    (Dante, age 12)

       Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
       Because he had no body to go with.  (Katiey, age 12)

      What's an ig?
      An Eskimo's home without no loo!   (Megan, age 8)

      What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
      Quatro sinco.  (Leanna, 12)

     Three boys went to the park and found a magic man under the slide. He said, "Whatever you shout down the slide you get at the bottom."
     So the first boy went down the slide and shouted, "Gold!" And he landed in a big pile of gold.
     The second boy went down and shouted, "Silver'" and he landed in a pile of silver.
     The last boy went down the slide and yelled, "Weeeeee!"
     And he landed in a pile of weeeeee!!       (Lauren, age 8)

     What do you call cheese isn't yours?
      Na-cho cheese!!    (Kaley, age 12)

      Q: What is a baby's favorite exercise?
      A: Spit-ups.    (Michaela, age 12)

      What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
      A woolen jumper.  (Lauren, age 13)

      Why did it rain?
      The clouds were sad!  (Kendall, age 11)  

      What do you call a sheep without any legs?
      A cloud.     (Shrook, age 9)

      A butcher is 5-foot-7. So what does he weigh?
      Meat!    (Chloe, age 13)  

      Why did the balloon do well in school ?
      It flew to the top of the class.   (Tia, age 9)

      Once there was an old man drowning in the water. A boat came by and asked, " Do you need any help?"
      The old man said, " No, but thanks anyway."
      Then another boat came by and said," Need any help? "
      The old man said, " No, God will save me."
      So he finally drowned and went up to heaven. He asked God," Why didn't you save me?"
      God said," I sent you two boats down there, you Dummy!!"   (Briyana, age 9, and Summer, age 10)

      What has four legs but can't walk?
      A table.     (Katelyn, age 9)

 
      Don't ever kiss your honey,
      When your nose is runny;
      You might think its funny,
      But, believe me, it's not
      Because it SNOT!     (Gabby, age 9)

      Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
      Because she ran away from the ball!  [Holly, age 10]

      What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
      OUCH!    [Rachel, age 10]

       Why was Mr. Cookie sad?
       Because he was feeling crummy.   [Nicole, age 12]

      Which is the biggest ant?
      Elephant.    (Jamtsho, age 12)

      With what kind of animal should you never play cards?
      A cheetah!   (Adam, age 44?)

      What time is it when an elephant sits on your face?
      Time to get a new face.  (Madolyn, age 7)

      Once there was a teacher and two girls. It was their first day at school and the teacher says, "Are you twins?"
      And the girls say, "No."
      "We were born in the same hospital but not twins
      "And our birthdays are on the same day."
     And the teacher says, "Then why aren't you twins!?"
     "Because," another sister behind the teacher said, "We're triplets!!" (Kiarakaely, age 8)

      Which of Shrek's keys doesn't open the door?
      His DONKEY!   (Vibha, age 6)

      Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Hatch.
      Hatch who?
      Bless you.  (Ashleigh, age 9)

      What does Dracula take when he's sick?
      Coffin syrup.  (Evan, 12)

      What do you call a car with food on it?
       FAST FOOD!  (Maddie, age 11)

       How come the dalmatian couldn't hide?
        Because he was already spotted!   (Ava, age 13)

        Why do witches wear name tags?
        To tell which witch is which.  [Stephanie age 12+, Eugene age 9]

       What kind of apple has a short temper?
       A crabby apple. (Victoria, age 8)

      What is brown and sticky?
      A stick.

      A string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry we dont serve strings here."
      So the string goes outside puts on a hat and tie goes back in and the bartender says, "WE DONT SERVE STRINGS HERE!"
      So the string goes outside takes off the hat and tie, tossles and messes his hair. He goes inside again and the bartender says, "Hey aren't you the same string from before?"
      And the string replies, " No, I'm a frayed knot.

     A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head!"
     And the doctor replied, "I'll give you some cream for that."  (Samantha, age 10)

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