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      Why was the baby ant confused?
      Because all his uncles were ants!    (Alejandra, age 12)

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     How do you get an elephant in a fridge?
     Open the door and put him in...
     How do you get a giraffe in a fridge?
     Open the door, take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in...
     Every animal is at a meeting but one, which one isn't there? The giraffe! He's in the fridge...
     You come up to a river that is used by alligators... you don't have a boat or anything, how do you get across?
     Just walk through the water. The alligators are at a meeting!
(Hailey, age 12)

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     Why should you always bring an extra pair of socks on a golfing trip?
      Because you might get a hole in one.  (Joseph, age 11)

      Why did the banana go to the doctor?
      Because it was not peeling well!    (Darian, age 11)

     Why did the skeleton not go to the mall ?
     Because he didn't have any body to go with.  (
Kaylea, age 11)

     What kind of ship doesn't sink?
     A friend ship.  (Karina, age 13)
    

    What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa Claus?
      Look at the rain, dear.   (Casey, age 9)

      Why didn't the coach like Cinderella on the football team?
      Because she ran away from the ball.  (Grace, age 8)

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      What did the hat say to the scarf?
      You hang around while I go on ahead.  (Garciela, age 10)

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      Why did the cow cross the road?
      To get to the
moovies!    (Grace, age 8)

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       What kind of monster likes to dance?
        The boogie monster!!!!!    (Edith, age 8)

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        Why can't you tell a secret in a cornfield ?
         Because too many ears are listening.  (Jasmin, age 8)

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       What do ants eat when there ill?"
       Antibiotics!    (Shannon,  age 8)
 

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       What do you get when you cross a  barbecue  with a chicken?
        A hot chick.   (Ella, age 10)

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       What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
       "Aren't  you too young to smoke?!"   (Amanda, age 17)

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       What type of bears are sweet?
      GUMMIE BEARS!      (Olivia, age 9

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     Why did the street light turn red?
      Wouldn't you if you were caught changing  in the middle  of the street?          (Joe,  age 9)

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     What did the Hamburger family name their daughter? 
      Patty.        (Megan, age 7)

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     A blonde girl listening to her ear-phones went to the hair dresser's. She sat in the waiting room until the hair dresser called her in. When the hair dresser asked the girl  to take out her ear-phones but she said, " No, no."
     Then the hair dresser said, "Yes, take them out or else I will not be able to do your hair cut."
     The girl yelled,  "No, seriously,  I will die!"
     "Don't be silly, " said the hair dresser while pulling out the girls ear plugs.
      A  few seconds later the girl died.
      The hair dresser put the ear-phones to her ears and all she heard was "Breathe in.... Breathe out...."       (Hannah, age 11, who adds "I  hope this does not offend blondes. P.S.;  I am a blonde)

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    A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"
     Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."
     Doctor: "Hmm…that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"
     Patient: "I will not be able to see..."
     The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then??"
     Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."  (Yu Song, age 11)

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     Three guys fall out of a boat but only two get their hair wet. Why?
      B
ecause the third guy was bald!   (Brandon, age 12)

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      A mother told her child who always wakes up late "Early
birds catches more worms
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 The child replied, "Early worms are caught by early birds."  (Mayrille, age 10)

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      What country always runs out of breath?
       Iran.  (Yasaman, age 11)

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      Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ?
       He didn't have the guts to do it.  (Destiny, age 9)

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       What color is a belch?
       B
urple.     (Callie,  age 11)

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       What do you get when you cross a turtle and a porcupine?
       A slow poke.   (KiAna, age 10)

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       Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
       There was a KFC on the other side.   (Lindsay, age 11)

       Why is the river so rich?
       B
ecause it has two banks.     (Destiny, age 9)

       Why do rhinos have so many wrinkles?
       B
ecause they are too hard to iron.  (Lauren, age 9)

       Q: What did the lion say when he saw a kid on a skateboard?
       A; Meals on wheels!   (
Danielle, age 10)

      Why did the rooster cross the road?
      To show that he wasn't a chicken!   (Kailey, age 11)

       When did the man go to the dentist?
       At tooth-hurty!   (Omar, age 8)

        Why did the chicken cross the road?
       T
o see his dead friend.   (Morgan, age 8)

        Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
       At IHOP!    (Dante, age 12)

       Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
       Bec
ause he had no body to go with.  (Katiey, age 12)

      What's an ig?
      An Eskimo's home without no loo!   (Megan, age 8)

      What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
      Quatro sinco.  (Leanna, 12)

     Three boys went to the park and found a magic man under the slide. He said, "Whatever you shout down the slide you get at the bottom."
     So
the first boy went down the slide and shouted, "Gold!" And he landed in a big pile of gold.
   
 The second boy went down and shouted, "Silver'" and he landed in a pile of silver.
   
 The last boy went down the slide and yelled, "Weeeeee!"
     A
nd he landed in a pile of weeeeee!!       (Lauren, age 8)

     What do you call cheese isn't yours?
      Na-cho cheese!!    (Kaley, age 12)

     
Q: What is a baby's favorite exercise?
      A: Spit-ups.    (Michaela, age 12)

      What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
      A woolen jumper.
  (Lauren, age 13)

     
Why did it rain?
      The clouds were sad!  (Kendall, age 11)
  

      What do you call a sheep without any legs?
      A cloud.     (Shrook, age 9)

      A butcher is 5-foot-7. So what does he weigh?
      Meat!    (Chloe, age 13)  

      Why did the balloon do well in school ?
      It flew to the top of the class.   (Tia
, age 9)

      Once there was an old man drowning in the water. A boat came by and asked, " Do you need any help?"
      The old man said, " No, but thanks anyway."
      Then another boat came by and said," Need any help? "
      The old man said, " No, God will save me."
      So he finally drowned and went up to heaven. He asked God," Why didn't you save me?"
      God said," I sent you two boats down there, you Dummy!!"   (Briyana, age 9, and Summer, age 10)

      What has four legs but can't walk?
      A
table.     (Katelyn, age 9)

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      Don't ever kiss your honey,
      When your nose is runny;
      Y
ou might think its funny,
      But, believe me, it's not
      Because it SNOT!     (Gabby, age 9)

      Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
      Because she ran away from the ball!  [Holly, age 10]

     
What did the man say when he walked into the bar?
      OUCH!    [Rachel, age 10]

       Why was Mr. Cookie sad?
       Because he was feeling crummy.   [Nicole
, age 12]

      Which is the biggest ant?
      Elephant.    (Jamtsho, age 12)

      With what kind of animal should you never play cards?
      A cheetah!   (Adam, age 44?)

      What time is it when an elephant sits on your face?
      Time to get a new face.  (Madolyn
, age 7)

      Once there was a teacher and two girls. It was their first day at school and the teacher says, "Are you twins?"
      A
nd the girls say, "No."
      "We
were born in the same hospital but not twins
      "And our birthdays are on the same day."
     And the t
eacher says, "Then why aren't you twins!?"
     "Because," another sister behind the teacher said, "We're triplets!!" (
Kiarakaely, age 8)

      Which of Shrek's keys doesn't open the door?
      His DONKEY!   (Vibha, age 6)

      Knock, knock.
      Who's
there?
      Hatch.
      H
atch who?
      Bless you
.  (Ashleigh, age 9)

      What does Dracula take when he's sick?
      Coffin syrup.  (Evan, 12)

      What do you call a car with food on it?
       FAST FOOD!  (Maddie, age 11
)

       How come the dalmatian couldn't hide?
        Because he was already spotted!   (Ava, age 13)

        Why do witches wear name tags?
        T
o tell which witch is which[Stephanie age 12+, Eugene age 9]

       What kind of apple has a short temper?
       A crabby apple. (Victoria, age 8)

Riddle Rattle

Why did Joe put a clock in the oven?
He wanted to have a hot time.

What goes around the yard but never moves?
A fence.

What kind of apple has a short temper?
A crab apple.

What asks no question but demands an answer.
The doorbell.

What belongs to you but is used more by others?
Your name.

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.

More Riddle Rattles:
#1  #2   #3

      What is brown and sticky?
      A stick.

      A string walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry we dont serve strings here."
      So the string goes outside puts on a hat and tie goes back in and the bartender says, "WE DONT SERVE STRINGS HERE!"
      So the string goes outside takes off the hat and tie, tossles and messes his hair. He goes inside again and the bartender says, "Hey aren't you the same string from before?"
      And the string replies, " No, I'm a frayed knot.

     A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head!"
     And the doctor replied, "I'll give you some cream for that."  (Samantha, age 10
)

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