What do you call a sheep with no legs?
       A Cloud!    (Tanna, age 12)

      Wise man once say:  Man who laugh last not get joke.   (James, age 12)

      Why do giraffes have long necks?
      So they don't smell there stinky feet.  (S.C., age 9)

      What do you call a kid that is good, but breaks things?
      Smashing!   (Natanya, age 8)

      What is a frog's favorite drink?
      Croaka-Cola.  (George, age 5)

      Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
      Because it would be a foot!!   (Emily)

      Why did the cat sit on the computer?
      To keep an eye on the mouse.  (Kayleigh, age 12)

     Why do cows wear bells?
      Because their horns don't work.

      Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
      He had no guts.   (Mallory, age 10)

      A man was sent to jail, and he really wanted to get out so he dug a hole under the ground until he got to a school playground. He was really happy so he shouted, "I am free!"
      A little girl said, "So what, I am four. I am older."

      What has four wheels and flies?
      A garbage truck!  (Devon, age 10)

      Where do cows go to on Saturday nights?
      To the mooovies.  (Hannah, age 9)

      What do you feed an invisible cat?
      Evaporated milk.  (Courtney, age 11)

      What's a dog plus a football player?
      A golden receiver.  (Mackenzie, age 9)

     What is black and white and green and black and white?
      Two zebras fighting over a pickle

     Why didn't the skeleton go to the movies?
      He had nobody to go with.  (Justin, age 8)

      What did the policeman say to his tummy?
      You're under a vest.  [Eilidh, age 11]

      What did the duck tell the waitress?
      Just put it on my bill!

      Why do geese make lousy drivers?
      All they do is honk!

      Why did the fly fly?
      Because the spider spied her.   (Allianna, age 10)

      Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
      Because he was in a coffin.  (Josh, age 9) 

      A police officer saw a lady with a penguin. The police said< "Take him to the zoo."
      The next day he saw the same lady with the same penguin and said, "I thought I told you to take him to the Zoo."
       She said, "I did. He loved it. Today were going to Sunsplash."  (Dellianna, age 9)

      There was a guy in jail; he had a bat and a ball. How did he get out?
      Three strikes your out!   (Blair, age 9)

      Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
       A. To prove he wasn't chicken.     (Noey, age 9)

       Why did the chicken cross the road?
       To get to the other side.....
       Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
       Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

       Once there was a magic mirror, and when you told it a lie you would get sucked in.
       Well, the brunnete said, "I think I am the prettiest girl in the world." She got sucked in.
       The red head said, "I think I have the best hair in the world." She got sucked in.
       The blond said, "I think..." and she got sucked in! (Carol, 12)

       Where were the french fries invented?
       In Greece. (Katie, age 9)

       Why couldn't the eleven year old pirate get in the movie?
       Because it was rated ARRRRRRR. (Katie, age 9)

      David: "Sally, you're stupid."
      David's mum: "Say you're sorry, David."
      David:  "I'm sorry you're stupid, Sally."   (by Antonia)

      What did the ghost say to her class?
      Watch the board and I'll go through it again.  (Gina, age 7)

      What is a shark's favorite game?
      Swallow the leader.  (Aaron, age 8)

      What did one hotdog say to the other hotdog?
      Hi, Frank!  (Anthony, age 5)

      Riddle: A man took his horse out for a ride every day. Two of the horses legs ran 5 miles but the other two ran 6 miles! How is that possible?
      The horse was running in circles!  (Connor, age 10) 

      Q. How do you hire a horse?
      A. Put four bricks under him!  (Zara, age 11)

      What do you give to birds when they are ill?
      A tweetment.

      How much do pirates pay for their earrings?
      Buccaneer.  (Celia, age 12)

      What key doesn't fit in a key hole?
      A monkey.  (Katie, age 12)

      What did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
      Stop going in circles and get to the point!  (Brian, age 11)

      Q: Why are fish so smart?
      A: Because they live in schools.  (Kia, age 10)

      Q. What flower grows on your face?
      A. Tulips.  (Trina, age 11)

     What's a snake's favourite football team?
     Sliverpool.  (Aleksa, age 9)

      Why did the skeleton go to the party on his own?
      Because he had no body to go with!  (Corine, age 10)

      What dress you can't wear?
      An address!  (Kristine, age 10)

      What happened to the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
      She had mittens  (Trevor, age 9)

      Why do you never see giraffes in colleges?
       Because they only go to high schools!!   (Daryan, age 11)

     What do you call a very popular perfume?
      A best-smeller.  (Candi, age 9)

      What's Snow White's brother's name?
      Egg White.
      Get the yolk?  (Jenna, age 8)

      Why did the scientist have a wet head?
       'Cause he was having a brainstorm!  (Jenna, age 8)

      A teacher asked a boy, "Where's your homework?"
      The boy says, "I made it into a paper plane and someone hi-jacked it."  (From Samuel, age 11)

      What do you get if you cross a lamb with a kangaroo?
      A wooly Jumper.  (Larissa, age 11)

      What's in the middle of a jellyfish?
      A jellybutton.  (Bart, age 9)

      What do you call a cat eating a pickle?
      Sour Puss.  (Channing, age 5)

      What do you give sick lemons?
      Lemonade!  (Terri-Ann, age 9)

      Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
      He had no guts.   (Mallory, age 10)

      Why is Cindarella so bad at baseball?
      Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and she runs away from the ball!

      How do you stop a dog from barking in the back garden?
      Put it in the front. (Sg, age 9)

      What is green and goes red in a flick of a switch?
      A frog in a food proccessor.  (Oliver and Claire)

      Why is 6 scared of 7?
      Because 7 ate 9!   [Syafiqah, age 9]

      What's black and white and noisy?
      A zebra with a drum.  (Ceilidh, age 6)

      Who's the boss of the hankies?
      The hankie chief!  (Anna, age 9)

     What did Snow White say while she was waiting for her pictures to develop?
      Some day my prints will come!  (Chloe,  age 8)

      Why is "t" so inportant to a stick insect?
      Because without it, it would be a sick insect!  [Chloe and Jake]

     What goes ha ha boink?
      A man laughing his head off.  [Danielle]

      Why did the banana go to see a doctor?
      Because it wasn't peeling well.  (Joyce, age 6)

     There once was a snail named Sam. He went to the car place to get a car. He wanted an 'S' painted on his car because his name was Sam. When he was driving, someone driving next to him said, "Look at that escargot!" (Rachael, age 10)

     What animal should you not play a game with?
     A cheeta!  (Aaron)

     Ask me if I am a tree.
     (Are you a tree?)
     No.  [Zee, age 10]

     What bow can't be untied?
     A rainbow.  (Irvin, age 10)

     Why doesn't a bicycle stand straight?
     Because it is 2 tired.  (Urvija, age 11)

     A teacher asked the father of a student:
     What is your name?
     John.
     What is your son's name?
     Johnson.  (Urvija, age 11)

     An outlaw went out for a holiday on Friday, stayed three days and came back on Friday. How is that possible?
     His horse was named Friday. (Madhavi, age 9)

     Why did the turtle cross the road?
      To get to the Shell station. (Callie, age 8)

      Would you remember me in a day?
      Would you remember me in a week?
      Would you remember me in a month?
      Would you remember me in year?
      Knock, Knock.
      Who's there?
       I thought you said that you would remember me!   (Marni, age 7)

     Sam:  "Would you tell me off for something I didn't do?
     Teacher:  "Of course not."
     Sam:  "Good, because I didn't do my homework."   (Nicola, age 12)

      What does Christmas and a kitten walking in sand have in common?
      Sandy Claus.

      What goes up but never comes down?
      Your age.

     What do you call cheese that's not yours?
     Nacho Cheese.  (Dalton, age 8)

     A man leaves home and goes to the corner and turns left. He walks to the next corner and turns left, and then another left. On his way home he is confronted by two masked men. Who are the two masked men?
     The Catcher and Umpire!  (Lindsay, age 8)

     What does an elephant do when it has a sore toe?
      It calls a "toe" truck!  (Leonard - Age 45)

     What kind of pizza does a man who hates salt like?
      A pepper-only pizza. (Devon, age 7)

    What runs but never walks?
     Water. (Matthew, age 6)

     What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
      A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird! (Kim, age 14)

     Who is Peter Pan's worst-smelling friend?
      Stinkerbell (Eric, age 9)

     Did you hear about the man that had his entire left side cut off?
     He's all right now.

     What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
      Frostbite. (James, age7)

     Q: What did Jesus, George Washington, and Martin Luther King all have in common?
     A: They were all born on holidays. (Elizabeth, age 10)

    What is a mouse's favorite game?
     Hide and squeak! (Cedric - age 9)

    Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
     Because he was feeling crumby!  (Tami - age 10)

     Why did the chicken sit on the egg.
     Because it did not have a chair. (Nitish - age 12)

     First we see a mill; by the mill there is a walk; At the end of the walk there is a key. What is it?
     Answer = Milwaukee  (Cassie - age 10)

     What is a bear's favorite drink?
     Koka-Koala!  (Jeff - age 11)

     Why do grave yards have fences around them?
     Because people are dying to get in. (Drew - age 7)

     What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
     One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie. (Ashley - age 9)

     Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
     Because he wanted to grow mashed potatoes. (Oliver - age 8)

      Hey, did you pick your nose?
      Neither did I -- I was born with mine...    (Marissa - age 5)

     What did Santa say when his toys misbehaved?
     Toys will be toys

     If Santa rode a motorcycle, what kind would it be?
     A Holly Davidson.

     You're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out. What are you in the bathroom?
     European. [Andrea, age 10]

     Why do Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
     Because they wear their buckles on their hats.

     Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
     Because they have big fingers.

     What did Batman and Robin become when runover by a bus?
     Flatman and Ribbon.

     What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
     A stick.

    What has four legs, is green, fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on top of you will kill you?
     A pool table. [Thanks to Michael, age 11]

     Why don't eggs tell jokes?
     They'd crack each-other up!

    Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
     So he could hide in the strawberry patch.

     What do you get when you cross a chicken and a catterpillar?
     Drumsticks for everyone.

     Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?
     He was looking for Pooh!

     What kind of ticks do you find on the moon?
     Luna-ticks.

     Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
     To get to the other tide.

     What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock?
     Look, pop, no hands!

     Why was the guy fired from the orange juice factory?
     He couldn't concentrate.

     Why do cows wear bells?
     Because their horns don't work.

     What goes "ooo, oooo, oooo?"
     A cow with no lips. [Cory, age 9]

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