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Riddle Rattle


What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.

What do you call the best butter on the farm?
A goat.

What country makes you shiver?
Chile.

What did Mason say to Dixon?
"We have to draw the line."

If you stack the correct answers to these clues,
the words will read the same going down and across:

Ice cream holder - Not shut - Lack or want - Brings to conclusion

Answer:
CONE
OPEN
NEED
ENDS

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.

What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.

What dessert comes in an edible container?
An ice cream cone.

What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
A cartoon.

What tree is always unhappy?
The blue spruce.

How do you make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

What did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.

What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.

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