What do you call a country
where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What's the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail.
How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.
How do you make an eggroll?
Push it.
Simplify this statement,
and you will find a wise saying: A totality of numerous objects that coruscate or are
refulgent are not necessarily composed entirely of auriferous substances.
Answer:
All that glitters is not gold. |
What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
Deviled eggs.
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What did the necktie say to the hat?
You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Where does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
Who can jump higher than a house?
Anyone. A house can't jump.
What kind of beans won't grow in a garden?
Jelly beans.
Why is a crossword like a quarrel?
One word leads to another
