At first,
nothing seemed out of the ordinary on that Tuesday
evening in Belvar. The local bowling alley was
packed, as a large crowd had gathered for the 26th
Annual Belvar Bowling Championship. Everyone was
excited for the event to get started.
“Okay, this
is the last call. Is there anyone else who wants
to register for the tournament before we get
underway?” asked the Mayor of Belvar.
The crowd
was silent.
“Well, let’s
get started then,” said the mayor.
The bowling
alley erupted in cheers, but then a deep husky
voice said, “Wait. Count me in.”
At that
moment, terror engulfed the entire bowling alley.
Parents reached for their children and the bowlers
braced for the worst.
The mayor,
who was now on wobbly knees said, “Ple… Ple…
Please leave sir. We don’t want any trouble.”
“Relax! I’m
not going to hurt anybody,” declared an alligator
wearing sunglasses.
The
alligator took off his sunglasses and said, “Look,
I’m just here for the tournament. May I please
play?”
“You bowl?”
asked a frightened old lady from the crowd.
“Whenever I
get the chance,” said the alligator. “But as you
can imagine, there are very few opportunities for
me to do so. I read about this tournament and
would really like to be a part of it.”
The mayor,
who had finally collected his breath said, “Well,
if you behave and promise that you’re just here
for the tournament, then I don’t see any problem
with you participating.”
“I give you
my word,” said the alligator. “After the
tournament is over, I’ll leave as I came, in
peace.”
“Well, are
there any objections?” asked the mayor to the
other bowlers.
None of the
bowlers said a word. Why would they? Who would
take a chance on upsetting an alligator?
“Very well
then,” said the mayor. “Let the tournament begin.”
After the
alligator thanked the mayor for allowing him to
participate in the tournament, he headed for the
shoe racks. Everyone in the bowling alley was
watching his every move.
“What’s your
name?” asked a little girl hidden behind her
mother’s protective grasp.
“Al,”
replied the alligator. “My name is Al.”
Al set his
bowling ball bag atop the shoe counter. After
paying his entry fee and realizing there weren’t
any size 9’s, in extra, extra, extra wide, Al
walked back towards the lanes to prepare to play.
The rest of the bowlers were still watching Al
intently.
“Well, come
on. Are we going to bowl or not?” asked the mayor.
One by one
the bowlers began throwing practice balls. Bosco
Wilson, who had won the tournament for six
consecutive years, walked up to Al and said, “Hey
gator, I don’t know where you’re from, or where
you’ve played before, but this tournament is mine.
I never lose.”
Al just
ignored Bosco and began practicing with the other
bowlers. His first practice throws went straight
into the gutter. No pins. Bosco laughed at Al
and said, “Well, it looks like the only thing we
have to fear from you is getting our arms bit off.
You’re a horrible bowler gator.”
“I’m just
warming up,” replied Al calmly.
“Okay, let’s
bowl!” said the mayor. And so they did.
The total
scores after three games would determine the
overall champion of the tournament. After the
first two games were played, Al was in second
place, trailing Bosco by only two pins. Since
winning the tournament six years before, nobody
had even finished a close second to Bosco. The
tight-match made the crowd excited. It wasn’t that
the crowd was rooting for Al, as much as they were
rooting against Bosco. Bosco was concerned about
Al’s strong performance, so he decided it was time
to distance himself from his closest competitor.
As the third
and final game was about to begin, Bosco snuck up
behind Al and poured water on the floor behind
him. When Al turned around he slipped and fell
face-first. The fall made Al hurt not one, but
both of his hands. The crowd was silent as Al
grimaced in pain.
“You should
learn to be more careful gator,” said Bosco
laughing.
“Bosco, you
behave yourself, or I’ll have you thrown out of
this tournament,” said the mayor.
“I just want
to make sure he’s alright,” said Bosco
sarcastically.
The mayor
asked Al if he could continue. Al told the mayor
that he would finish the tournament, but stated
that his hands were hurting too much to use.
Puzzled by
Al’s remark, the mayor asked, “How on earth can
you play then?”
Al whispered
something in the mayor’s ear, which caused him to
laugh out loud.
“I see,”
said the mayor. “Very well then, let’s finish this
tournament.”
As the final
game was about to begin, a voice from the crowd
shouted, “You can do it Al! You can beat him.”
The same
little girl who had asked Al his name was the one
rooting him on. Al smiled at the little girl and
then picked up his bowling ball with his tail.
“What is he
doing?” asked Bosco aloud.
And then to
the amazement of everyone in the bowling alley, Al
sprinted toward the lane with his bowling ball
dangling from his tail. He released the ball and
threw a perfect strike. Bosco couldn’t believe it.
Nobody could for that matter. Al’s tail provided a
powerful grip which enabled him to throw his
bowling ball with much more ease and accuracy.
Bosco was outraged, but the mayor informed him
there were no rules stating one couldn’t use a
tail to throw their bowling ball.
The final
game wasn’t even close. Al easily beat Bosco and
was declared the winner of the tournament. Even
though everyone was happy Bosco didn’t win the
championship again, most folks didn’t know how to
react to an alligator winning either. But that
didn’t bother Al. To him it wasn’t about winning
or losing; all he ever wanted was just a chance to
play. As he was exiting the bowling alley, the
little girl who had rooted Al on pleaded to have
her picture taken with him. Al was happy to do so,
and after the little girl’s mom reluctantly agreed
to her daughter’s wishes, the picture was taken.
And had it not been for that picture, nobody
outside of Belvar would have ever believed the
myth.
To this day
the people of Belvar still ponder what happened to
Al. Is he living in a swamp somewhere? Will he
ever come back? Does he still bowl? One thing is
for sure though, on one night in the summer of
1973, an alligator bowled with the best of them
and won. Whenever a visitor in town doubts the
legend they’re always directed to a hall inside
Belvar’s bowling alley. The hall is nicknamed
Alligator Alley, and it’s filled with trophies
baring the name of each winner of the Belvar
Bowling Championship. There is also a picture
hanging in the center of the hall that always
seems to grab people’s attention.