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• For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

• Dinner Specials: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

• We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

• For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

• Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

• Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

• Illiterate? Write today for free help.

• Great Dames for sale.

• Swim in our lovely pool while you drink it all in.

• Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

• Stock up and save. Limit: one.

• Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

• Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

• 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

• Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

• Mother's helper, peasant working conditions.

• We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $5.00.