Ads that Should Have Been Proofread

   • For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.

    • Dinner Specials: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

    • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

    • For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.

    • Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

    • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

    • Illiterate? Write today for free help.

    • Great Dames for sale.

    • Swim in our lovely pool while you drink it all in.

    • Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.

    • Stock up and save. Limit: one.

    • Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!

    • Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

    • 3-year-old teacher needed for preschool. Experience preferred.

    • Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.

    • Mother's helper, peasant working conditions.

    • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $5.00.

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