'The Lighter Side' of good advice and
observations: *
If you can't be kind, at least have the courtesy to be vague.
* The real art of
conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but to leave unsaid the
wrong thing at the tempting moment.
* The easiest way to
find something you've lost is to buy a replacement.
* He who hesitates is
probably right.
* Did you ever notice
that the Roman Numerals for 40 are XL?
* It's been said that
if you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
* There's a lot
to be thankful for if you look for it. I was just thinking how nice it is that wrinkles
don't hurt.
* Did you
ever notice that when you put the words "the" and "IRS" together, it
spells "theirs?"
* When two
egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
* A
pessimist's blood type is always B-negative.
* A
hangover could be called the wrath of grapes.
