Why do Aggies hate M&Ms?
     They're too hard to peel.

     Two Aggies go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
     The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
     As they're driving home they're really depressed. One Aggie turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?"
     The other Aggie says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

     What do you call an Aggie after graduation?
     Boss. [From Mark, a future Aggie from Henderson, Texas]

     There was an Aggie that was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
     He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
     The Aggie wrote a note saying "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the city playground. Signed, An Aggie."
     The Aggie then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
     The next morning the Aggie checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath that pecan tree. The Aggie opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note. The note said, "How could one Aggie do this to another Aggie?" [Thanks to Nikki Ponce]

     Did you hear about the aggie that got locked out of his car?
     He spent two hours trying to get his wife and kids out! [Thanks to Nikki Ponce]

     A Florida State student, a Kansas State student, and an Aggie had all
commited horrendous crimes and were going to be shot. The FSU guy was brought up and blindfolded. The general shouted, "Ready ....... aim..." and the FSU guy yelled, "Huricane!!," everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
     Dismayed at losing their first prisioner, the guards brought up the KSU student with renewed vengence. They blindfolded him and the general commanded, "Ready......aim....." and the KSU guy shouted, "Tornado!!" and fearing for their lives, everybody ducked, and he ran away free.
     Well, the Aggie has been watching all this and starts thinking, "They all yelled natural disasters and they got away, so I will too." So they brought him up and blinded folded him,  the general shouted,  "Ready ...... aim...." and the Aggie screamed, "Fire!!"  [From Larry]

      Did you hear there aren't any cold drinks at College Station any more?
      They lost their recipe for ice. [Thanks to Laura, age 15, Baton Rouge]

      Alright there was a texan a baylor and a aggie they were hunting the baylor went and came back with deer longhorn said wow how did you get that he said I fallowed the tracks boom boom so the longhorn went out
and came back with a bear the aggie said how did you get that he said I fallowed the tracks boom boom so the aggie went out and came back all beat up they both said what happened to you I fallowed the railroad tracks boom boom. [Thanks to 8-year-old Austin from Austin, Texas]

     Did you know that there are three types of Aggies?
     Those who can count and those who can't. [Walt Crawford]

     Two normal guys and an Aggie decide to go to the desert. They each bring one thing.
     The first guy brings water so they don't dehydrate.
     The second guy brings food so they don't starve to death.
     The Aggie says, "I brought a car door so if it gets hot, I can just roll down the window!" [Thanks to Sherwin]

     An Aggie, a Baylor Bear, and a Texas Longhorn need some money. So they decide to rob a bank.
     They rob the bank and then hear the cops coming, so they hide in the woods.
     The Baylor Bear climbs into a tree, and when the cops come by, he shakes the branches and makes bird noises. The cops think it's just some birds, so they go on.
     The Longhorn climbs into a tree and shakes the branches, and the cops think it's a squirrel, so they go on.
     The Aggie climbs into a tree. The cops hear some rustling and they say, "What was that?"
     And the Aggie goes, " Moo! Mooo!"  [Sherwin]

     How many Aggies did it take to unscrew a light bulb?
      1,001. One to hold the bulb and 1,000 to turn the house. [Chacko]

     Did you hear about the Aggie at the stop sign? Well, he's still there. [Thanks to Chacko]