Up and down the length and breadth and width of Greater (Local Small Town), people are stirring. They're beginning to ask questions. And, on THIS program, when listeners look deep into their souls and come up with a question, they WILL get an answer!

     Now! Today's Answers!

     The best way to remember a face is to put an identifying mark on it with a piece of colored chalk.

     Yale graduates have 1.3 children while Vassar grads have 1.7 kids, proving once again women have more children than men.

     The longest recorded crawl by a surgical patient under the influence of sodium pentothal 7-feet 3-stories, set by Harley W. Rainwater of Wacko, Texas, when he crawled out a 3rd-floor recovery room window. Oddly enough, Mr. Rainwater was not hurt. But he did break his stitches.

     No matter what Heloise says, Elmer's Glue makes a rotten party dip.

     If your boat trailer collides with another boat trailer on the highway, it is not necessary to call the Coast Guard.

     A device for device for measuring blood pressure is called a sphygmomanometer. A device for measuring indigestion is called a gas meter.

     In my opinion, the lollipop industry is making suckers of us all.

     Some ping pong paddles weigh more than others. And, strange as may seem, the same thing can be said for croquet mallets.

     No, despite what you read in the obituaries, people do not die in alphabetical order.

     Actually, there was joy in Mudville after Mighty Casey struck out. But only for a few days, until his wife got her adenoids fixed and left town with a bluegrass group.

     The famous old saying, "Ahh, you got rocks in your head!" was first uttered by a little guy named David, after he clobbered a big slob named Goliath.

      We actually had a big closing for this bit, but decided it was probably too late by now anyway.