I love autumn. I love watching the leaves fall. It reminds me of
the (Phillies).
Autumn is a
season for big decisions -- like whether or not it's too late to start spring cleaning.
Autumn -- time to drag out your
winter clothes and see what kind of summer fun the moths had.
This autumn we can look forward
to falling leaves and rising gas prices. We'll be raking it up while the oil companies are
raking it in.
The autumn leaves are a lot like
raising kids. First they turn on you, and then they fly away.
And next thing you know, you look out the window and they're
back!
I got tired of looking at all
those leaves in my yard, so I got up off the couch and went into action. I closed the
curtains.
The leaves are beginning to fall,
and soon only two things will be hanging from the trees: the last leaf and the first
football coach.
I can hardly wait until all the
leaves turn brown to match the grass.
Ah yes, summer's out and autumn's
in. From swimming pools to football pools....
I loved the end of summer when I
was a kid. It always meant I no longer had to be embarrassed by the coach putting me in
right field.
This is an exciting autumn. Our athletes are breaking the
records for the most Olympic medals, and our political candidates are breaking the records
for the most campaign promises.
Now, today’s lawn & garden tip. If you haven’t
found the hedge trimmer yet, forget it. It’s almost time now to lose the leaf rake.
I could tell there was a hint of
autumn in the air when my son's football smashed me in the face.
It's fall, that time when the
colors change form green to red to gold -- and that's just the gunk in your swimming pool.
Autumn is a great time of the
year. Soon those ugly patches of dead grass in your lawn will be covered up -- with ugly
patches of dead leaves.
