Baseball is boring.
The players make too much money and have everything too easy.
These proposed rule changes will make the game much more
interesting:
When
there's a runner on first base and the batter walks, the runner
should not go to second base. He didn't get the walk. There
should be two runners on first base.
If the next guy walks, you'll have three runners
on first.
You can have as many as eight base-runners at
once. But if the lead runner doesn't steal home on the next
pitch, the team will be penalized one point for having an empty
on-deck circle.
Any pitcher who hits a batter has to pitch the rest of the game
without pants.
A batter who throws his bat has to sit in the opposing
team's dugout for three innings holding a spittoon.
Any outfielder who let a ball go between his legs has to play
the next inning facing away from home plate and using a rear
view mirror.
An infielder who makes an error has to play the next inning
using an oven mitt.
Any player who curses an umpire, for the rest of the game, has
to hit holding his bat upside-down.
Any batter who hits seven foul balls in a row gets a walk to
first base, but has to run the rest of the bases backwards.
A catcher who spits on a batter's shoes must catch the rest of
that inning without a mask.
A pitcher who loses his temper and does anything stupid has to
play the rest of the season without a protective cup.
And finally, the big bucks will go to the guys willing to play
in the rain.