I can't wait for the flu season to end. Right now my nose should be in intensive care.

      By the way, what does it mean when you blow your nose and your ears squeak?

     The difference between a cold and the flu: a cold will cause you to have a mild fever, body aches, runny nose, sore throat.... The flu, on the other hand, will cause you to act like (George Steinbrenner) for a week.

     Okay, ladies, which is worse—having a cold, or hearing your husband whine when he has one?

     I think I've got something serious. My tonsils are the exact same shade of red as one of James Brown's jumpsuits.

     My nose is so stuffed up it feels like all eight of my sinuses are doing the wave.