Watch for these computer viruses
• Healthcare Virus: Tests your system, finds nothing wrong, and
sends you a bill for $4,500.
• Texas Virus: Makes sure it's bigger than any other file.
• Gallop Virus: 60 percent of PCs lose 30 percent of their data
14 percent of the time, plus or minus 3.5 percent.
• Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all diagnostics say
everything is fine.
• Adam and Eve Virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your
Apple.
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