If crime gets any worse the NRA won't have time to reload.

     They even have their share of crime back home. Mom called and said the other night vandals stole the "No Dancing" sign from the cemetery.

     The cop back home had to retire. He was suffering from hardening of the doughnuts.

     You know it’s a high-crime neighborhood when the organ-donor truck parks there every day.

      I know how we can raise money to fight crime. Why not charge $3.95 a minute to call 9-1-1?

      I think the first step to controling guns in schools should be mandatory silencers in the library.

      Back home they discourage thefts when nobody's home by leaving the chainsaw running.