My killer poodle is 15 years old, but she's still a
great watch dog -- as long as I remember to turn up her hearing aid.
I told the vet my pit bull
was sick. He said feed him two cats and call him in the morning.
We don't have a dog -- but
we have a child that bites.
Scientists claim that dogs
will eat anything that's put in front of them. Gee, just like baseball fans.
My dog is really smart. Every
time I do something cute he gives me a treat.
My dog won't even speak to me.
He's still miffed because I buckled horns on him at Christmas so he'd look like a
reindeer.
New research shows almost 20% of
Americans share a bed with a pet. Another 20% sleep on the floor in a basket while the
pets have the bed to themselves.
