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Dog humor, comedy one-liners, radio showprep

Dog Humor


    My killer poodle is 15 years old, but she's still a great watch dog -- as long as I remember to turn up her hearing aid.

     I told the vet my pit bull was sick. He said feed him two cats and call him in the morning.

     We don't have a dog -- but we have a child that bites.

     Scientists claim that dogs will eat anything that's put in front of them. Gee, just like baseball fans.

     My dog is really smart. Every time I do something cute he gives me a treat.

     My dog won't even speak to me. He's still miffed because I buckled horns on him at Christmas so he'd look like a reindeer.

     New research shows almost 20% of Americans share a bed with a pet. Another 20% sleep on the floor in a basket while the pets have the bed to themselves.

All About Dogs

Copyright 1999 by Joe Hickman
ISSN 8121-0161