• No matter where you park your car, the sun will be shining on the driver's seat when you return.

    • There is always room to merge behind a diesel bus.

    • Your car horn will get stuck when you drive behind a group of Hell's Angels.

    • If all the cars are coming your way, you're on a one-way street (driving the wrong way).

    • If you try to change lanes to get off the ramp, the car in the lane to your right will speed up.

    • Trucks that overturn on the highway are always filled with something sticky.

    • When you move to the next lane because it's going faster, it becomes the slowest lane.

    • The guy with a bumper sticker that says "If you can read this, you're too close" always tailgates.

    • The first bug to land on your windshield will spatter right in front of your eyes.

    • When you leave the proper distance between you and the car ahead, someone will try to move into it.

    • Your car will not malfunction in the presence of a mechanic.