You
have to be careful in the livestock barn. I looked away for just a second and a sheep ate
my cotton candy.
He was on his way to the sheep
show. The judge penalized him three points for having pink lips.
I love the livestock.
There was a cow named Zsa Zsa. When you walk by she slaps you with her tail.
I had to
emcee the pig races once. They're a lot of fun, but I really hate kissing the winner.
I won a blue
ribbon last year. I had the grand champion grubworm.
You don't
have much chance of winning some of those carnival games. In one game, if you can find a
needle in a haystack, you win a lottery ticket.
There's one
ride on the midway that is so dangerous, (Democrat) bought (Republican) a season ticket.
I love going to the fair. It's a tradition:
Walking around all day with mustard on your shoes and cotton candy
on your moustache.
Watching the little kids crying on the merry-go-round.
Wondering if spending 50 cents to watch a chicken play two notes on
a piano is an indication of mental illness.
Holding your nose and trying not to touch anything in the restroom.
Wondering why they hire beautiful women in evening gowns to stand
around in all the exhibits except the sheep barn.
Driving home with that wonderfully greasy corn dog taste, listening
to your arteries harden.
