There are
now six gun dealers for every five gas stations in the U.S. This means on any given night
there's at least one crook driving around on empty with a loaded gun.
Remember, this is America,
and even if you go road hunting and shoot out the right front tire on your own pickup
truck, the NRA will still accept you.
The NRA now runs
summer gun camps for kids. What a great idea. We should teach our kids how to shoot
people responsibly.
I'm all for gun
control. If you can't control the gun you can't hit anything.
The gun laws in
Florida are a little strange. When you enter the state, they search your car; and if you
don't have a firearm, they give you one.
One militia member
who bought an illegal sawed-off shotgun is mad because he can't find any sawed-off shotgun
shells.
Sometimes you get
the idea the NRA guys won't be happy until they can sell MX missiles at flea markets.
