Handy Man

     I wish my husband used tools as often as he bought them.

     With that many tools, you’d think a man could fix something.

     Our house didn’t start falling apart until my husband started trying to fix it.


    
It’s the First Rule For Handy Husbands: The right tool for any job is the one you don’t have yet.

    With the right tool, my husband can pretty much screw up anything.

    The closest my husband ever gets to cleaning air ducts is blowing his nose.

     In my opinion, if it can’t be fixed with WD-40 or duct tape, you might as well call a professional.

     If we could somehow manage to combine my motivation with my husband’s know-how, something actually might get fixed around the house.

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