I didn't realize how broke Medicare was until I saw the witch doctor they assigned to my
grandmother.
It's a strange world. We want smokeless restaurants, but we can stand a pornographic
Internet.
I didn't
worry about the Ebola virus--until I remembered how fast the Macarena spread.
I had my
annual physical, and I went home and told my wife that my body was at its peak. She
screamed and ran into the bedroom and cried.
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