Health Care Humor


    You know it's time to reform the health care system when you get a bill for watching "Dr. Phil."

     Hospitals have developed a new oral surgery technique for poor people. The surgeon describes the operation he would perform if you could afford it.

     Medicine is sky high. I got one prescription that says, "Take one capsule as often as you can afford it."

     Doctors are afraid changes in health care may drastically cut their income. Some have even started going to law school at night.

     It is now possible to sell half your organs and still survive. In fact, that's how the Republicans plan to pay for their health care plan.

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