You know it's time to reform the health care system when you get a bill
for watching "Dr. Phil." Hospitals have developed a new oral surgery
technique for poor people. The surgeon describes the operation he would perform if
you could afford it.
Medicine is sky
high. I got one prescription that says, "Take one capsule as often as you can afford
it."
Doctors are
afraid changes in health care may drastically cut their income. Some have even started
going to law school at night.
It is now
possible to sell half your organs and still survive. In fact, that's how the Republicans
plan to pay for their health care plan.
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