Top five signs you’ve hired the wrong
hunting guide:
5. Blows into big sea shell horn to attract game; bunch of Vikings show up instead.
4. Completely outfitted with
"Barney" camping equipment.
3. As you close in on a
deer, he whispers (Elmer Fudd voice), "Be vehhwey vehhwey quiet."
2. Calls trees by their
first names.
And the number one sign
you’ve hired the wrong hunting guide:
1. Prone to screaming,
"Run, Bambi, RUN!"
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