How do we really know that lime Jell-O isn't just cherry Jell-O that's not ripe yet?
     Or grape Jell-O that's faded?

     Protect yourself. Statistics show that nobody was ever murdered while eating lime Jell-O. For making it, yes, but not while eating it.

     I know that lime Jell-O must always be in great demand at the supermarket -- because you never see a sale on lime Jell-O.

     Teach your neighborhood birds to breakdance. Fill your bird bath with lime Jell-O.

     Did you ever wonder why they always serve you lime Jell-O when you're in the hospital?
     Because when you're sick you can't fight back.