• Paste a tattoo on your arm that says, "Hang 'em high!"

     • When being questioned by attorneys, before answering each question, flip a coin.

     • Wear a hangman's noose for a necktie.

     • Bring the prosecuting attorney a cake that says "Happy Birthday, Uncle Harry."

     • Insist on being sworn-in on a copy of "Batman" comics.

     • Wear a white sheet and a hood and keep repeating, "I ain't prejudiced against nobody!"

     • Bring your own sackful of evidence and pass it around to all prospective jurors.

     • Learn to whistle "The Prisoner's Song" very loudly without moving your lips.

     • Tell them you have to leave early every day to get back to the Half-Way House.