• Blessed
are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. • A clean
house is a sign of a misspent life.
• Help keep the kitchen clean. Eat out.
• If God wanted me to cook, there wouldn't be restaurants.
• Many people have eaten here and gone on to lead normal lives.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Housework done properly can kill you.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy
refrigerator
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